05 March 2003

From Kelly

Hello Christine..aka ....spastic whore..oops..was I not supposed to write that? Oh well, it is all out in the open now....what will happen your precious reputation?? I am just going on and on now. So what is this "blog-a-ma-jigger?" A place for me to post your naughty secrets?? Mooooo ha ha ha ha. Kidding..your track record is pretty clean... except for attempted murder. Next time, try a smaller murder weapon... a car... just doesn't cut it. Oh no....the cops are knocking on my door because of what I just wrote.... I GOTTA GO!